Some notes from the mess that was X-mas/New Year’s Eve 2006:
I am full.
Someone’s gonna have to help me spend all of these Best Buy gift certificates.
There was a Panther sighting.
5-year class reunions are surprisingly ackward. But fun too kinda.
My uncle Brad can whip up some mean king crab.
Nintendo Wii on a 100 inch projection screen = Hhawesome (Yeah, two “H”s. That awesome).
I can’t wait to see Sally’s new painting series when it is done. Post some photos ‘yatch.
If global warming is real (which I’m not convinced by the way) it is awesome. I’ll take 40 degrees and rain all winter long.
A few Polish words that my grandma Blondie may or may not have made up: hoodeyay, putchin, schnupted up, whoreguttinhemmel. Example usage: Whoreguttinhemmel, me and Svetlana got a little too schnupted up last night and ended up putchin out in the snowbank. Hoodeyay!
Happy 21st birthday Joey (not much).
The Litzbomb is so hooked on Super Mario Bros (Wii virtual console. $5 well spent.) that I actually had to tell her to put down the controller and go to bed last night.
Where the hell is Navy Boi?
Depends on how your view that “$5 Well Spent”. The way I see it, you have lost control of your Macbook, and now it seems as if you have actually spent $5 to lose control of you Wii as well. Damn succubus!!
January 3rd, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Well said Andy; and to go along with those views, here’s some more…
Jason, maybe it’s really not the Wii which Litzy doesn’t go to bed for; rather the unmuchness she has to sleep with.
Props on the Polish words (or apparent words) though.
January 4th, 2007 at 6:14 pm
first off, the only reason both of you are able to even talk like that is because the women on the controlling end of your leashes probably don’t even know that this website exists.
secondly, i drink beer (sorta), watch football and play video games. i could be shopping, knitting, and throwing pampered chef parties.
and finally, super mario brothers is the best thing ever to happen to me.
but i’ll admit that you might be right, much, about why i don’t want to go to bed…
January 4th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
So that finally answers the big question.
Men = Watch Football + Drink Beer + Play Video Games
Svetlana = Watch Football + Drink Beer + Play Video Games
So that would mean Svetlana = Man
Jason and Svetlana are together…
Hey Jason, you want to know how I know you are gay!
January 5th, 2007 at 9:24 am
svetlana, I think it’s time you were introduced to New Super Mario Bros.
January 5th, 2007 at 11:24 am