David Letterman does it and now so does dabootski.com. Top ten reasons I haven’t updated the site in almost three weeks:
- Wii Sports Bowling
- One computer and a girlfriend with way too much homework
- Does work count?
- Google Reader
- Wii Sports Tennis
- Winter makes me lazy
- Sunday, Monday, and Thursday night football.
- I did sit-ups like twice this week
- My eyes are sore from programming all day
- Zelda on the Wii
Bonus #11! dabootski.com version 4.0 is under way.
God, you ain’t much.
(and no, I’m not referring to you as God….and no I’m not saying God isn’t much).
-Muchness
December 6th, 2006 at 3:20 am
Well put HRM and JJ stop slacking off and stop lying about doing sit ups, getting off the couch for another beer doesnt count as sit ups, Wuss.
December 6th, 2006 at 11:01 am
i cant beleive tennis only made the 5 spot on your list. i thought it would make atleast top 3…you know, mario tennis…
December 6th, 2006 at 11:48 am
Not much…..email…..Packers Game….uggg.
-muchness
December 6th, 2006 at 12:01 pm
kyle is gay.
wanna know how i know?
one time, i saw him touch *someone’s* penis.
December 11th, 2006 at 10:35 pm
eat cock and die whore, i want my gifts that were promised to me. NOW
December 12th, 2006 at 3:44 pm
i would, but the only one i know of that kills you upon oral contact is yours, and i don’t know if i have strong enough glasses to find it.
December 12th, 2006 at 6:54 pm
the only reason it kills upon oral contact is because it tastes so incredible that once you have it nothing on earth can compare to how awesome it is, so you actually kill yourself, and i dont know if you have bad eyes or what the glasses thing is all about, but i think you will find it when i mushroom stamp your forehead with it.
December 13th, 2006 at 12:03 pm
Take it back.
December 13th, 2006 at 12:10 pm
svetlana has tasted all the best things on earth; artesian well water, nestle chocolate, and brett favre’s nether region. including your little mushroom in this list of “bests” is simply ludicrus. you see, the majority of the world doesn’t categorize the flavors of: musty, dirty, old, stale, moldy, foul and rotten as “to die for.”
Oh, and by the way - will I need to use my magnifying glass to see the stamp, too? And, in addition, will I feel it when it happens?
Please reply to my questions as soon as time allows; I will be anxiously waiting.
December 13th, 2006 at 2:00 pm
The stamp shall feel as if a 9.0 richter scale earthquake had its epicenter on your forehead. as for the taste dont knock it till you try it, ask your boyfriend he will tell you. he said you are sexually dissatifying, so he is trying to turn gay but i am the alpha male so i dont do gay. piss off whore.
December 13th, 2006 at 2:51 pm
JB, you know how I know you are gay, you have had a mans finger in your ass three times.
December 17th, 2006 at 8:01 pm
Two of those times they were mine. The other times they were the MF’N Bobs
December 18th, 2006 at 9:28 pm
AndRock: busted.
SgET: does yer ma count? if so, make that 4.
December 20th, 2006 at 1:35 am