I can’t help but get caught up in the video game madness that is going on this week. In fact, I’m pretty sure I’ll be standing outside Best Buy for a Wii and Zelda on Sunday morning.
Rushing to Navy Boi’s place after school to play Goldeneye all winter, Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater til our eyes bled, drinking myself retarded playing Gran Turismo 4 by myself all night…video games are awesome.
Head on over to the worm and post your top 5 of all-time.
Man, that’s hard! (that’s what she said).
Seriously though, it’s tough to pick 5. Almost all video games are cool, but it’s no surprise to see Nintendo’s titles (Goldeneye, Zelda, Mario), showing up over and over.
Hope your Wii endeavor is successful!
November 17th, 2006 at 10:26 am
I have been waiting to hear if you are the proud owner of a Wii? You haven’t been online all day and no new post, the excitement is killing me, not really. In fact, I’ll find out tomorrow at work.
November 19th, 2006 at 7:05 pm
too busy playing with his wii to reply, i guess.
November 27th, 2006 at 12:37 pm
….Still too busy playing with the Wii I assume?….
November 29th, 2006 at 12:25 am
the wii endeavor was successful! and yep, still too busy… tennis is hawesome.
November 29th, 2006 at 12:29 am
i like the Wii but i wish the graphics werent so cartoony if that is a word, but the gameplay is still fun, you gotta get golf JJ, that is where it is at.
November 30th, 2006 at 11:30 am
i do have wii golf! and i will destroy you at it!
November 30th, 2006 at 1:11 pm
navy-happy belated birthday.. so right now you’re as old as me… but soon enough i will be a quarter century, sooo you’re still young.. at least you have that… at least you have that.
November 30th, 2006 at 1:33 pm
no wii, shitty protoype, bugs and console problems…why doyou think it was so cheap! but maybe im wrong(not likely)..xbox360 is where its at jb, call of duty 3, gears of war, fear, nuff said…but what im really here for is tthat i, maurice chowder, will be turning 21 in a little under 2 weeks and the fact of the matter is when i get my bright face and even brighter acting initiative noticed on the bar scene, i maury, and method acting in it self, will take a stand. all i need is a couple of rodies and maybe a makeup girl…not to brag but…”you know what the difference between you and me is? I make this look good.”
-from the monitor behind the BAR curtain, im Maurice Chowder. hahaha
December 4th, 2006 at 12:03 pm
maurice, lets meet at Billy Lotion’s place this week and play some Wii. i brought it there this weekend we got crunk Wii Bowling it up. you in?
December 4th, 2006 at 12:14 pm
dude, im in…call me 715-965-0629…or call chowder enterprise.
am i wrong about he wii?…i heard it was pretty fun actually.
the tennis game has acutally been tickling my soft pallet…what games do you have for it?
December 4th, 2006 at 12:53 pm
man, this is getting pathetic. stupid boys and their stupid games,… don’t you have anything better to talk about?? i’ll see you all soon in HELL… or medford i guess they call it.. just kidding i like that place, i like it alot
December 7th, 2006 at 12:04 pm
oh then we’ll play some REAL games… like darts, and i will be the champion. believe that
December 7th, 2006 at 12:05 pm
stupid girls and your tampons
December 7th, 2006 at 9:06 pm
couldn’t have said it any better myself maurice.
December 7th, 2006 at 10:21 pm
what the hell is a tampon??
December 8th, 2006 at 10:24 pm
do you guys want me field this question? Well sally it is a cylindrical tightly waded napkin…if you will, that females shove up their vaginas to stop, or catch the blood that is pouring out of their vaginas, so that it doesnt end up on their panties or pants. or it is something that gets in the way of men having sex with girls.
You are welcome sally.
December 11th, 2006 at 6:17 pm
thank you navy boi. that definition was right on.
December 11th, 2006 at 6:34 pm
i thought it might be, i am here to help.
December 11th, 2006 at 7:39 pm
so what you’re telling me then, is that these “tampons” could do something like, stop your girlfriends from bleeding all over your houses?? is that right?… so then they wouldn’t necessarily be stupid, these so called “tampons”, … they might actually be useful?? i’m just throwing that out there, since i don’t know what the so called “tampons” are… just an assumption.
December 11th, 2006 at 10:41 pm
video games=more useful than tampons!
sally, if you have lots of questions about woman-hood and your naturally womanistic ways of bleeding form the snatch, just refer to navy boi’s comment.
really tho, tampons are useful, if it werent for them we would just vaginalize you women. sex you up so to say.
December 12th, 2006 at 1:31 pm
I dont trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesnt die, i think ol man scott once told me that, sounds like something he might say.
As for you sally just shove a crotch napkin aka tampon up your vagina and stop leaving blood trails everywhere. it isnt sanitary.
December 12th, 2006 at 3:42 pm
i don’t think any of you losers would want to “sex (me) up so to say”,…. because i am just as well in the same boat as you… a loser and that is why we are FRIENDS!!! that just creeps me right the hell out thinking about it….. stick to the damn video games, stop creeping me out.
ps- nobody makes me bleed my own blood… NOBODY (quote from dodgeball)
December 14th, 2006 at 11:31 am
“sally sally sally(shakes head)..its sad that a nice fully matured fully experienced fully developed woman like yourself cant just enjoy the sweet(natural) feeling of a penish inside of a vasheen…its like “hey, he might be a creep and a video gamer but good sweet lord does his weiner satisfy ever inner inch of my body.(and soul)
so video games might hold us back from communicating emotionally with your 50 moods but they dont hold us back from getting inside of you…but the tampon, it does. and thats why i feel we should abolish the tampon. shit, let the women bleed, let them leave a slug trail of vagina blood all over our bed sheets and good video games and controllers. but hey, give entry and recieve passssssssiiioooon…sweeeeet lustfull passion.”
quoted from, “The Wackiest Wagon Train in the West” starring Maurice Chowder and Billy Lotion as the smug yet sophisticated French Blacksmith.
December 14th, 2006 at 10:17 pm
an exerpt from the Novel
“Why? Dont you Ever Wonder Why?”
December 14th, 2006 at 10:19 pm
YUCK!
December 15th, 2006 at 11:30 am
ps- i don’t know what you mean by fully experienced, but that’s not me!! and it won’t ever be!! entry denied.
December 15th, 2006 at 11:32 am
you know exactly what i mean by fully experienced, fully developed, fully matured, fully grown, fully filled completely by genitals.
December 18th, 2006 at 10:22 am
Maurice!!! NO
December 20th, 2006 at 9:03 pm
hey, it cut off half of my response!!! i said …. that i don’t like talking about that kinda stuff. ISCH!!!
December 20th, 2006 at 9:05 pm