I have been retardedly(?) busy with school the last two weeks so I haven’t had any time to catch up on this site. Possibly tomorrow. And man, there is some stuff to talk about…
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I heard rumours of an assist
March 1st, 2006 at 5:54 pm
i heard rumors that you were bi.
March 1st, 2006 at 9:38 pm
i heard that a certain John Stockton(or squirrel?) and “Mailman” were somehow involved in this “assist”.
March 2nd, 2006 at 1:02 am
i heard rumours about a sad lenny kravitz
March 2nd, 2006 at 8:10 am
is that because he wasn’t involved in the “assist”?
March 2nd, 2006 at 8:49 am
I think the assist was kind of like “here let me help you” (assist)
March 2nd, 2006 at 10:38 am
ha, i do believe you are right.
March 2nd, 2006 at 2:13 pm
I beleive all this talk of an assist is nonsense.
March 2nd, 2006 at 6:37 pm
well, unless you were there “assisting”, i don’t believe you have much say in the matter. were you there “assisting”???
March 2nd, 2006 at 6:42 pm
Did Navy Boi assist? Rumours are spreading…
March 3rd, 2006 at 12:59 am
is everyone expanding their minds except me, mr.Bucki i must appluade you for not posting pictures that reveal my true sexuality. Many thanks my Friend. and yes i was assisting.
March 3rd, 2006 at 6:50 am
oh you mean this one? looks pre-assist to me.
March 3rd, 2006 at 10:36 am
Does that mean that you too, bucki were involved in said assist?
March 3rd, 2006 at 1:02 pm
pleading the 4th.
March 3rd, 2006 at 1:05 pm
Wise choice of words bucki, you dont want to be involved with any assist in any way
March 3rd, 2006 at 10:30 pm
I was there, that night, watching…
A beautiful assist! ooh that night
I watched…
March 5th, 2006 at 12:24 pm
This is Billy Lotion method actor here and I say, 30 years in the biz, never seen that. Is there a sign-up sheet anywhere? Anyone?
March 5th, 2006 at 12:27 pm
speaking of assists..
does Lotion still have that career hindering problem
from the monitor behind the curtain, im maurice chowder
March 6th, 2006 at 10:33 pm
Lotion, why dont you show us some of youre so called, Method Acting.
Charecter: German babysitter
Mood:
Motivation: More money
Lines: “I had a great time babysitting Kevin”
Catch: German Accent
from the monitor behind the curtain, im maurice chowder
March 7th, 2006 at 11:48 am
just steppin out of great clips here and noticed quite the commotion going on. maybe some sort of assist, i dont know. gotta run!
March 7th, 2006 at 11:53 am
great clips huh
i heard thats how b.l. started his career. being one of the poster boys for great clips
my ex team saw him, picked him up and made him famous.
-from the monitor behind the curtain, im Maurice Chowder
March 7th, 2006 at 4:08 pm
Your making a big mistake opening that trap of your’s Maurice. whoa, gotta run.
March 7th, 2006 at 9:45 pm
uhhhh..do you know me? im Maurice Chowder. I’ll let that sink in
March 7th, 2006 at 10:14 pm
When I was young, I had many friends and everyone liked me. Then when I was 6, I lost my Penis in a tragic lawn mower accident. Knowing that I had lost all chances of ever having sex my destiny was apparent: to die a lonely, sad, Penisless, feculent old man without a penis (who doesn‘t have a pener). Now you might be thinking, “Oh man, I don’t know what I’d do without my Penis. My Penis is my favorite thing in the world. I couldn’t possible live without my Penis. In fact if I had to live without a Penis I might resort to running around with a large knife desperately striving to cut off someone else’s Penis, perhaps in their sleep, in hopes that I could fasten it somewhere in my Penis-deprived pubic area. Well, I never considered running around with a large knife desperately striving to cut off someone else’s Penis, perhaps in their sleep, in hopes that I could fasten it somewhere in my Penis-deprived pubic area. But that’s an interesting thought. Thanks for your concern.
March 8th, 2006 at 8:38 pm
nice site jason… i like the random posts… they are all insightful. keep up the good work
March 8th, 2006 at 8:44 pm
from browser, to fan, to loyal follower, I Maurice Chowder resine my presence at dabootski.com
from the monitor behind the curtain, im Maurice Chowder
March 8th, 2006 at 9:21 pm
thanks jill. that may have made my day.
March 8th, 2006 at 10:14 pm
Made my day too, brilliant method acting.
March 9th, 2006 at 12:58 am
hey, hes back, the ledgendary rodee for denzel washington..Denzel, could i grab your bags!?
March 11th, 2006 at 3:32 am
i think you forgot how gangster i tried to be, and now i am..it will effect you
March 11th, 2006 at 3:39 am
from the monitor behind the curtain, im…fuck it, you know who i am.
March 11th, 2006 at 3:40 am
seriously get on my level..
emerson lake and palmer..my plateau
March 11th, 2006 at 3:42 am
Chud 1&2, Night of the Living Dead 3, Little Monsters (starring Howie Mandell, my Mentor), The skateboard kid, Monkey Trouble, The Wizard (starring a young Fred Savage)..Well just thought i’d name some of my work. As you can see, its a hard life being Mr.Donny Apples..Oh and Lotion still cant get work, discredited.
March 19th, 2006 at 11:42 am
let the word be out that a photo of Navy Boi has been released and is presently in the hands of aa certain Mr. Country. muahahha. along with several other photots, but do not fear my friends, you too will have yours coming someday.
March 19th, 2006 at 6:06 pm
i’ve seen these photos and they will be making their way to this site very soon…
March 19th, 2006 at 6:08 pm
those some waiting here for you, i put together a pack for each of you, so the ones you’ll be getting have never been seen yet. … well, except by me
March 19th, 2006 at 6:14 pm
p.s. here’s a good laugh, billy lotion claimed this weekend that he made a “famous” burger that brought an entire community together. - great method actor huh?
March 19th, 2006 at 6:26 pm
i was told the same story a few weeks ago. must have been quite the burger eh lotion? quite the burger…
March 19th, 2006 at 7:07 pm
Youre god damned right that was quite the burger, the big E, the double E, the double E with cheese were all quasi-famous and staples of downtown.
As for Donny Apples-
I know your story, kid, lousy assistant grip to Maurice Chowder on the set of Cliffhanger starring stallone. Never quite made it to the big time eh Apples? I pull a lot of weight here you know. Discredited, will never work in this business again.
Hey pudding cups, lets stick to discussing intermingulus and less content eh?
March 19th, 2006 at 9:54 pm
rebuttal
March 19th, 2006 at 9:56 pm
pfff, intermingulus!! ha! i’ll have none of that!! i’d rather be mingling … quarters that is, from my dad’s (the silver bullet as he has been known) change jar! p.s. lotion, did i put enough stomach acid into your toilet to eat away that stuff at the bottom? what is that stuff anyway? just kiddin’ by the way, i’m still really sorry for everything *wink wink*
March 19th, 2006 at 10:31 pm
Despite what the world thinks, i did not die in that hotel room from some sort of cocaine overdose. Nor did i succumb to years of reckless steroid use, “juicing” as the industry calls it. No, that night, my last night. I lied down. And gave up. But im still here, im all around, and im gonna get going on all that fan mail now im in Limbo!
March 19th, 2006 at 10:33 pm
also, billy, i am still waiting for an answer on the rights to your photos. don’t be such a stiff and hand them over. or maybe country will make a deal with me, because i think he’s being a little more reasonable about the whole situation. take your time and think about it.
March 19th, 2006 at 10:35 pm
I’ll tell you two things that make me the catch phrase that i am today. Loads of cash, and Billy Lotion’s method acting. Together, i dont think the world has known or seen a bigger method actor than Mr. Lotion. His role(in the movie Sideways) alongside Paul Giamatti was phenomenal. It had Roger Ebert licking his own balloon knot! A truly one of a kind method actor, and humanitarian, honing his chops in the streets of BOLLYWOOD. Mr. Lotion is a method actor like no other. Oh, here is a $100 bucks for good measure, Money Talks, thats me.
March 19th, 2006 at 10:52 pm
Uh, just popping up here on the screen, and i noticed you spelled your name wrong Eddie “Guererro”. Although a few alternative spellings came up also. I”ll list them for you below. gurareroo
guuarrow
gyro
guappy
thanks for your cooperation.
March 19th, 2006 at 11:01 pm
hey puddin, Mr Lotion has indeed agreed to release the said photo to you and then to the public. Deal is 70/30 sorry take it or leave it, i gotta lot of important things to do and Mr. Lotion has a lot on his plate these days. Oh yeah, here, oh wait i just have 100’s, or heres a 5, yeah take that, for good measure.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Money Talks are you listening
March 20th, 2006 at 2:29 am
first things first, Don Apples, Miracle On the Big Screen. Second, the only movie Lotion ever took a part in was at a young age, around 14..he was the love stricken teen in the classic (As Lotion calls it) “Dont Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead.” You’ll remember him, “Synthia but, my love, i got you this diamond.” I’ll tell you one thing, the shirt he wore wasnt even from wardrobe, IT WAS FROM HIS OWN COLLECTION OF SILK BUTTON-UPS
Billy Lotion, dis-dis-discredited.
As for the Well Off Mr. Donny Apples, I have one thing to say, “Im right on top of that Rose”
woah, im vibe’n, gotta jet.
March 20th, 2006 at 11:22 am
70/30 heh? no deal. i got my people on the inside that can get me said photo for absolutely nothing. i say “go” and they get it. that’s all i have to do. but i’m about making deals and creating relationships for a sturdy business structure, but if you gotta play dirty you gotta. The deals off, lotion, i tried to play nice it’s all or nothing lotion, and to “money talks”, it only talks to people who don’t have it. i’ll get my way, mark my work, i’ll have my cake and eat it too!
March 20th, 2006 at 2:30 pm
and one more thing money talks, i really am curious as to these “important things you gotta do”. no, really, you must tell me. there’s something i don’t quite know about you, something shady…. i smell a weasel. speaking of weasels, where is that little navy boi?
March 20th, 2006 at 2:37 pm
Tust me puddingcups, every thing and everybody has a price tag. Money loves, and money kills. But this Money here, he talks alright, Walking tall and proud. Bet you wish you had these pockets. Money Talks
oh, shit, here is a silver dollar for good measure, treat yourself!
March 20th, 2006 at 4:03 pm
I don’t want your blood money, Money. You’re just fooling yourself if you believe that all the world is encompassed with is filthy greed. Oh the blasphemy of money grubbing gluttons! true in fact, and case in point, it’s around but you’re not looking hard enough for the totality of souls not those from which your rotten hand feeds. you’re right money loves and money talks, but money can’t buy true love and money can’t buy back memories and moments and secrets and truths and lies and friends and time. For good measure you’d better save that silver dollar for a rainy day when you realize that you blew all the rest of it with your foolish desires, then put it in a pay phone and call me. i’ll be waiting…. i’m always waiting.
March 20th, 2006 at 6:36 pm
yeah, where IS that little navi boi???
March 20th, 2006 at 8:56 pm
oh hoho …. there is currently in action an underground photo exchange that perhaps will never end. i recommend that jb, and navy boi be prepared for some archival material never before seen.
from little red sally, on the other side of the tracks
March 20th, 2006 at 9:50 pm
I have seen these photos and gleefully look forward to their presence.
March 20th, 2006 at 10:07 pm
I am here i must apologize for my recent absence, i beleive it had to do with St.Pattys day or booze in general, also i would like to know where this website has gone?? I can now tell that i must take matters into my own hands. And dont refer to me as a weasels puddingcups, good bye and good day!
March 20th, 2006 at 10:56 pm
oh dearest navy boi, did i offend? i would almost apologize, but that would seem unlikely wouldn’t it? you can depend on me to relay said message of not arriving at airport, yet you do not ever visit me. therefore you pop in and out like a weasel. good day to you as well, sir.
March 21st, 2006 at 12:35 am
just to unveil part of the puzzle, Don Apples B Actor, Billy Lotion?..?..?…..Nuff said.
March 21st, 2006 at 12:41 am
oh, and another thing…….nevermind, im vibe’n and im sure ive hafta take it.
March 21st, 2006 at 12:42 am
DONNY APPLES & CRACKERS IN BASKETS
-Mr. Donny Apples took heat today because of a self proclaimed, ‘Money Maker’, and his attempt at cracker in the basket sabatoge.
Money Talks, come clean.
March 21st, 2006 at 3:45 pm
well, looks like money’s little plans got him in the cross winds, once again.
-if money talks, then come clean.
March 21st, 2006 at 5:34 pm
give me the damn photos billy lotion. or your as is grass and i’m the super duper power weed wacker!
March 21st, 2006 at 6:25 pm
Lotion, why dont you expose youreself? Tell everyone that the only time you’ve ever had time on ’set’ is when you worked
‘Boom Op.’ in Waterworld starring Kevin Cosner. Adjust your levels Billy cuz you cant Method Act your way out of this one.
-from the monitor behind the curtain, im Maurice Chowder.
March 22nd, 2006 at 11:24 am
I see some future businessmen in here. Money Talks has the right mindset, Chowder is all about the biz, Don Apples knows where hes from in the biz, and doesnt take it for granted, Billy Lotion..well cmon, youre a fucking method actor.
Lets see, Chowder, Apples and Money Talks, im gonna make you guys famous, or for Don Apples, more famous. Two way me Lotion, we’ll talk about some of your improvements that need to be made.
Thank you, Goodnight and Godbless
March 22nd, 2006 at 7:23 pm
Wow, Russle Simmons.
March 22nd, 2006 at 7:26 pm
A few facts about money! Number one: Money Talks, thats me, and if you talk back.. Money saves, it lifts you up, its buys you carribou coffee, gets you high, whatever… Number two: Billy Lotion is an all time great method actor. Because of this, your turning your almost worthless paper money (by most national debt standards)into something of value. How you do this? Watch Lotion, learn Lotion, live lotion, and your money will be appreciated, by my confidant, Mr. Lotion. Money loves, and Money Sweats, But over all, Money Talks.
Thats me. oh shit, here is a fiver, gas is on me!
March 22nd, 2006 at 10:10 pm
I can’t really recall my childhood, or early adulthood. Not much up into the point of becoming, “Guererro”. I feel as though i”m some of sort of manchild, locked in this fucking hot slick latino skin, never to have a past beyond “Eddie Guererro” superstar wrestler. I kind of think about this stuff up here, in limbo, you know…
March 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 pm
Wyatt Pengrove, Professional for over 10 years. Take notes gents cuz he doesnt stop for those who trail behind, just like the biz kids. Yea thas what they used to call me, Biz Kid, 57′ Biz Kid, yea thas its. So stick with me fella’s and be where you only dream of. Wyatt Pengrove, Professional & Motivational Speaker
March 23rd, 2006 at 3:39 pm
In the news today, a certain mr. billy lotion, has shut himself off to the world. why he has done this is beyond anybodies comprehension. could it be that mr. lotion finds himself lacking the skills he claims to possess, merely laughing off the fact that time and time again he has a been refused a job in the world of method acting? could this be possible? that the mere idea of not being good enough has thrown him into complete and utter denial, and having to cope with these issues he creates lies and falsified information about his past careers digging up as far back as 30 years ago, still grasping on to something he had once and has since lost? if this is true, your “so-called” agent Money talks, should be sparing some change your way. with any luck the both of you might be able to go rent one of those movies in hopes to relive and perhaps recapture the past glory of Mr. billy lotion.
ps. - when you can regain contact, mr. lotion, and come to grips with reality i should suggest that you give me a call.
March 24th, 2006 at 12:00 am
oh, interesting. sorry, i was in earshot and overheard talk of this Billy Lotion, Method Actor. Whatever the opinion, sounds hot. shit gotta run, Sopranos, last season!
March 24th, 2006 at 1:46 am
little red sally get off your high-horse. Haven’t seen any of your work. Haven’t seen your mug on the ‘Big Screen.’ However, although appreciated as a D-Actor, Billy Lotion has had his share of, as ebert would call it, ‘Garbagio.’
-from the monitor behind the curtain, im Maurice Chowder
March 24th, 2006 at 4:40 pm
oh Maurice Chowder!!, I have never claimed to be on the top of or even in the business of acting, i am just the audience. You know the real people that are behind the fame of any actor/actress. the people that go to the movie and make it what it is. The actors really don’t do shit. Moreover is this idea of my “mug” on the Big Screen, will never happen, that is for no talent ass clowns who have to continually be fueled in the eye of the public so people actually even “hear” of them. not like independent film stars or billy lotion, who comes into his own. but he’s a piece of crap too, who brags about nothing. nothing at all…
ps- Your movies i’ve never even bothered to attend
March 24th, 2006 at 5:04 pm