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When you are little, you think about all the neat stuff that grown ups get to do and how you can’t wait to get older so you can do them. Some of those things turn out to be even more fun than you imagined, like drinking beer and playing video games all night in your underwear. Or being able to eat a bag of Funyuns and box of Gobstoppers for supper if you want to. Then there are the things that you never thought of, and for good reason. Like working, paying bills, or going to the doctor’s office at 8am to have a 5 foot long tube stuck up your ass. Right now I’m wishing I was a kid again…